Monthly Archives: December 2014

No, Probably Not


Perhaps I’ve been a little tense about hosting our family’s annual Christmas Eve dinner. As I was saying goodnight to The Boy, he hugged me & said with a little bit of alarm in his voice: “We’re gonna get through this, right?”

That’s an Ocelot of Toast


The Boy, at breakfast: “Look, mom… I ate my toast into the shape of the USA…. munch munch munch… Now it looks like Texas… munch munch munch…. Now it looks like an ocelot with a big butt.”