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For Villains Only

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Mumford & Sons: “I really *beeped* it up this time… didn’t I my dear?”

The Girl: “Does he say a bad word there? What does he say?

Me: “You don’t need to know.”

The Girl: “What word is it?”

Me: “Nothing I’m going to tell you.”

The Boy: “It’s so bad I bet it’s on the list of words only villains can use.”

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In Other News…

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This is how The Boy warns his video game enemies that he’s coming for them:

“In today’s ‘News for Villains’… Be on the lookout for a blue robotic dragon. He is considered dangerous & you are asked to call 911 if see him.”

He’s still working on his trash talking skills.