The Kids have a video game where they can play with other people online.
The Girl, calling out instructions to her brother during a battle with several strangers: “You get Jennifer. I’ll get the other guy.”
The Boy: “That works. There’s a Jennifer in my class & I don’t really like her. This is a perfect time to get my revenge.”
According to The Girl, video game ratings are as follows:
E = Everyone
T = Teen
M = Mom Won’t Let You
The Girl, annoyed with her brother after he asked her about a video game: “Please, Sam. I’ve been playing that game since I was 8. And I’ve been 8 since 2007.”
She was 6 in 2007. Math was never her forte.
The Boy, annoyed with the villain in his video game: “This guy won’t stop hitting me.”
Me: “Isn’t that his job?”
The Boy: “No. His job is to die.”
This is how The Boy warns his video game enemies that he’s coming for them:
“In today’s ‘News for Villains’… Be on the lookout for a blue robotic dragon. He is considered dangerous & you are asked to call 911 if see him.”
He’s still working on his trash talking skills.