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What Did You Call Me?

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The Kids still need to hone their trash talking skills…

The Boy, smacking his sister’s arm in annoyance: “Witch.”

The Girl, smacking him back: “Meanie.”

The Boy: “Idiot.”

The Girl: “Circus clown.”

The Boy: “Street mime.”

The Girl: “Canadian.”

Death Express

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The Boy’s latest video game trash talking effort:

“Welcome to the Death Express. It’s like the Pony Express, except instead of mail, we deliver SOULS!”

This is worlds above some past trash talking episodes. For instance, when he was 5, to intimidate his enemies, he used:

“You want some cake? IT’S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!”