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What Have You Been Eating?

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The Boy: “I need to go brush my teeth. My mouth smells like a beetle crawled in there & befriended a stink bug.”

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Dental Hy-jinx

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Dentist: “Sam wanted us to tell you that he needs more time to brush his teeth before bed.”

Me: “Ooookaaaayy….?”

Dentist: “Well, he said his teeth weren’t very clean because you rush him into bed at night so he doesn’t have enough time to brush.”

Me: “I see…”

Dentist: “And you yell a lot.”

Eeny Meeny Miny Moe

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Me: “Do you want the yellow toothbrush or the green one?”

The Boy: “Eeny meeny miny moe. Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers let him go. Out goes Y, O …”

Me: “So the yellow one?”

The Boy: “…my mother picks the very best, red, white & blue…”

Me: “The green, then…”

The Boy: “… with ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions…

Me, handing him the toothbrush & walking away: “You get the yellow.”