The Girl just tried out for our local community swim team . She was evaluated by Heather, one of the coaches. When she was done (she made the team) The Girl remarked how nice Heather had been.
The Ex: “Sure, she’s nice now. But wait until she’s your coach.”
The Girl: “What? She becomes Arnold Schwarzen-Heather?”
The Girl’s first ever swimming lesson, where it all began.
Crud My Kids Say 