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It’s Middle School, Son. Not a Wedding.

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The Boy experienced his first middle school dance this weekend. Having money left over after buying his ticket, I told him to keep the change so he could buy snacks & drinks at the dance.

The Boy, horrified: “You have to buy your own snacks? I figured there would be a chocolate fountain with strawberries.”

A little fancy for middle school, don'cha think?

A little fancy for middle school, don’cha think?

Mmmm…. Strawberries

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The Boy, describing the antibiotic he’s taking for strep: “It tastes like strawberries that were run over by a garbage truck, then licked by a hobo.”