The Boy is waiting for a package from England. Not very patiently, I might add…
The Boy, the instant I walk into the extended day program at school to pick them up: “Did my package get here yet?”
Me: “No buddy. It’s coming from England. It’s going to take a while.”
The Boy: “It just has to get on a plane & it can be here in a few hours.”
Me: “It’s a package. It can’t just get on a regular plane like we would take.”
The Boy: “That would be cool if it could… Little box sitting in the seat….”
The Girl, doing her best flight attendant impersonation: “Can I get you some packing peanuts?”
Crud My Kids Say 