Tag Archives: pants

Rules for the Turkey Feast

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The Boy: “Mom, there are¬†two rules for the Turkey Feast. Don’t pull down your pants & don’t clog the toilet.”

May you have a fully clothed & clog-free Thanksgiving.

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He Wears Short-Sleeved Socks, Too

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The Boy: “I can’t wear shorts. I get cold. I need long-sleeved pants.”