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How Would He Know That?

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The Girl: “It’s funny. My ice cream tastes like cotton candy, but it doesn’t look like it.”

The Boy: “I know, right? My ice cream looks like Batman but it doesn’t taste like him.”

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Hold the Mint Chocolate Chip

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The Girl: “You know, Sam… Someday, some girl’s gonna break your heart & you’re gonna be a wreck.”

The Boy: “Yeah? What do you do when that happens? I mean, I’m not really the type to sit in the bathroom & cry & eat ice cream.”

ice cream