My job requires working weekends so I have a day off during the week. A fact which apparently boggles The Boy’s mind.
The Boy: “Sometimes I think you just send us to school so you can enjoy your day off.”
Me: “That’s right. I can’t wait for you to get out of this car so I can go home & do laundry & wash dishes & clean the bathrooms! Yippee!!”
The Boy: “I’m sensing sarcasm.”