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Of Course You Are

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TheĀ  Boy, upon seeing the pile of presents under the tree: “I knew I was good. I just knew it!”

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He Can’t Wait

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The Boy: “How many more days until Christmas? 5? This is an outrage!”

When The Boy was a jolly young elf.

When The Boy was a jolly young elf.

1-800-No-Santa

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The Big Man’s about to go down; The Girl is on to the Santa ruse: “It has to be you & dad. You read the list & everything you say ‘no’ to, we don’t get.”

Me: “Maybe we call Santa & go over the list with him.”

The Girl: “Right. Like Santa has a phone.”