Today is The Boy’s birthday. Yes, The Girl’s was just three days ago. And The Ex’s birthday is in April. Do the math. I’ll give you a minute….
That’s right. Once every three years, whether or not he wanted it.
The Joan brought cake yesterday when she came by with gifts for both of The Kids & there was some left. The Boy asked if he could have a piece for breakfast. I think Bill Cosby put it best:
“The child wanted chocolate cake for breakfast! How ridiculous! … And someone in my brain looked under chocolate cake and saw the ingredients: eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake! And milk! Oh goody! And wheat! That’s nutrition! …
Only the cake we had was vanilla. Close enough.
The Boy looked lovingly at the piece of cake I handed him & said: “You taste like a vanilla demon of deliciousness.”
Another birthday off to a great start.