Monthly Archives: September 2013

Son of a Biscuit


The Boy: “You know, I can swear whenever I want if I just change the word. I can say “biscuit” instead of the “b” word.”

Me: “I better not hear you calling me a biscuit.”

The Boy: “Oh… shizzle.”


“One Coffee? That’ll be $300.”


The Boy, trying to make some money to buy an X-Box: “It’s a little cold for a lemonade stand. How about a coffee stand? We set up, you pretend you’re someone else & buy some coffee. I make a quick buck & we all head back in.”