Monthly Archives: March 2013

Gaga for Adele

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The Girl: “Who is this?”

Me: “Adele.”

The Girl: “Oh. I started to guess Lady Gaga but then I thought there’s no way she could do something this good.”

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Fat-mommy-itis

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As I sat on The Girl’s bed to give her a shove gentle nudge to wake up, I inadvertently sat on her pinky toe.

Me: “I’m sorry! Is your toe okay?”

The Girl: “Yeah. It just has a case of Fat-mommy-itis.”