Monthly Archives: August 2012

That Ain’t No Way to Treat A Lady


The Boy’s friend: “I was playing this video game & the guy sticks a spear in the girl & then throws her off a cliff.”

The Boy: “Well, that’s no way to treat a lady.”

What Are You Here For?


The Boy’s archery instructor at their tournament: “Nice shooting out there, Sam.”

The Boy, grabbing a brownie: “Yeah? I’m just here for the brownies.”

She’s Lying. You’re Not Gonna Make It.


The Boy brought his friend Emma into the house for me to look at the scrape on her leg after she fell off the swing set. She winced as I was cleaning it out so I said what I always say: “You’ll live.”

The Boy: “She always says that. But not all of them do.”