This is what the kit is supposed to look like:
And this is what happens when you make the kit with The Boy:
“Elves will die!”*
“Noooo!! Not the reindeer!”*
“Ah… the sweet taste of carnage.”*
*Actual quote from The Boy.
Dear Viewing Public: Please do not inundate me with comments & emails about my son needing psychological help because he created a scene of carnage out of elves & reindeer. He is a boy. A 7-year-old boy. If your 7-year-old boy is not creating scenes of carnage out of everyday items, THEY’RE the ones who need psychological help. It’s what 7-year-old boys do. True story.