The Boy likes to draw in bed when he can’t sleep. Last night he came downstairs with his latest creation so he could put it in his folder to bring to school “to give to Miss Callahan. Because Miss Callahan likes cats.”
Dear Miss Callahan:
If you thought this particular student would ever draw you a straightforward picture of a cat, say… drinking a bowl of milk or playing with a ball of yarn… then you haven’t been paying attention during school for the past 3 months. No, you get the SUPA-MECHA KITTY 3000!!!