Yeah… that’s right. It’s not all about them. I get a day, too. But just once a week because, honestly… they are so much funnier than I am.
A few things you should know about me:
I walk too fast for automatic doors; I like my coffee how I like my men – weak & ineffective; And I’ve worked really hard & it’s taken quite a while, but the number of empty Lay’s Stax containers in my recycle bin now equals the number of empty wine bottles. I like to keep that ratio consistent.
Thanks for listening. They’ll be back tomorrow.
“Teaching her kids the meaning of “Benevolent Dictator” since 2001.”