Darn Right I Won’t

According to The Girl, video game ratings are as follows:

E = Everyone
T = Teen
M = Mom Won’t Let You

That Ain’t No Way to Treat A Lady

The Boy’s friend: “I was playing this video game & the guy sticks a spear in the girl & then throws her off a cliff.”

The Boy: “Well, that’s no way to treat a lady.”

What’s My Age Again?

The Girl, annoyed with her brother after he asked her about a video game: “Please, Sam. I’ve been playing that game since I was 8. And I’ve been 8 since 2007.”

She was 6 in 2007. Math was never her forte.

Just Do Your Job

The Boy, annoyed with the villain in his video game: “This guy won’t stop hitting me.”

Me: “Isn’t that his job?”

The Boy: “No. His job is to die.”

In Other News…

This is how The Boy warns his video game enemies that he’s coming for them:

“In today’s ‘News for Villains’… Be on the lookout for a blue robotic dragon. He is considered dangerous & you are asked to call 911 if see him.”

He’s still working on his trash talking skills.